Sunday, July 15, 2007

And then it occurred to me...

i don't think i've ever seen another human being take a shit before. in person.
no. there was one time. a crackwhore at Coney Island. one of the people manning the booths told her they had public restrooms there. over the loudspeaker. we were on the ferris wheel.

This morning a homeless man squatted on a tree outside my work as I ran to get something from my car. We exchanged a quick and awkward glance and he ran away, pulling his pants back over his naked ass.
i laughed and then threw up.

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