Caro and I are having some whiskey and having a little girls night. and she mentions she has new netflix. "what?" I ask, barely able to contain my excitement. "Brown Bunny" she says. and you all know how much i love a nature documentary. Much to my surprise, Brown Bunny isn't about our furry Leporidae-n friends, but in fact, Vincent Gallo driving his car, a lot. Then making out with broke down ex-models, then driving, then more driving, then Chloe Sevigny sucking his dick, which, due to extreme boredom, we fast-forwarded to. Then I thought...wait! The man is a fucking genius! He got Chloe Sevigny, a well? respected actress, to suck his cock, and i mean really do it, then he calls her a whore and tells her he hates her...if that was his modus operendi..then Vincent...hats off to you. "Hey Chloe...whats up? working recently? I have this art film...maybe you'd like the role...oh yeah, its really deep (no pun intended)." Then Chloe is all like..."ohh...thats so artsy and beautiful...sure..." and Vincent walks off the set knowing he got his cock sucked by Chloe Sevigny...its a hell of a way to get girls. I bet he never calls her again. So now I'm all like, nice work Vincent, it only cost you about 2 grand, no? Thats just a guestimate comparing what I saw of the movie to the budgets of various, and equally pathetic film school "masterpieces" I've seen. So all in all, 2000 bucks to have Chloe suck your cock and let you call her a whore? Possibly genius. Then you did the whole "I see dead people thing" and now I just hope you die in a fire.
does Vincent Gallo jerk off to porn?
only if he writes, directs and stars in it!
wait wait, this doesnt make sense unless i told you that i think vincent gallo is just furiously masturbating while he makes his films.
also...mayhaps they were dating when they made the movie? okay. well. thats far better than putting pictures of you fucking your ex girlfriend on line. wow thats a funny site. terrible. terrible.
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